| Besides the fact that you cannot idinfety a spider by its bite, and that the spider mentioned does not exist I would say he had a fairly awesome point for a retard. In fact, if a spider left two holes like that it would have had to have been a Mygalomorph or a large spider in the Mesothelae suborder and they lack venom glands. Besides, the only medically significant Mygalomorphs (of which there are thousands of species) are the Mouse Spiders and the Funnel Web spiders (Atrax Robustus being the most dangerous, but they live in Australia). Unless you're allergic to bees and wasps, you're not likely to die from any other Mygalomorph, although some may have a nasty bite. But to get tagged by one you have to f**k with it and piss it off first. In fact, they're probably safer than opening a beer bottle with your bare hands considering the possibility of bacterial infections from the cap being in unsanitary conditions at the bottling plant. Rat feces being one of the worst combos you can think of but you would have known that within the week. Ramble ramble ramble.
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